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SONGS
chronological                   
scenes, singers


song titles link to "music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title

scene #s link to song's location in script

Pre-play

Fauxverture  |  pre-play
    (instrumental)

ACT 1 - scene 1

(no songs)

ACT 1 - scene 2

Oh, sometimes I wish I was Christian  |  1-2

   
old man

Hello, hello. It's me  |  1-2

    old man

Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that!  |  1-2

    old man, old rappers

ACT 1 - scene 3

Oh, I despise America  |  1-3
    missile girl       

Arrivederci  |  1-3
    singers, male and female

ACT 1 - scene 4

It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4
    whip man, sweeper, police officer, tristan

If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door  |  1-4
    singer, female

ACT 1 - scene 5

Beavertown  |  1-5
    ducks

Ducks, ducks, ducks  |  1-5
    ducks

My old Kentucky home  |  1-5
    tristan (harmonica)

The pigeons are gonna getcha  |  1-5
    pigeons, tristan

Chill, bro, chill  |  1-5
    singers, male and female

Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night
  |  1-5
    singer, male or female

ACT 2 - scene 1

Pig sty  |  2-1
    sister, sebastian, chorus line, mother

Sex in the brain  |  2-1
    singer, female

ACT 2 - scene 2

Wither away  |  2-2
    singer, female

ACT 2 - scene 3

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy  |  2-3
    ballerina woman

ACT 2 - scene 4

Boob bottoms  |  2-4
    singers, male

ACT 2 - scene 5

But nobody appreciates my baby  |  2-5
    singer, female

ACT 2 - scene 6

My baby stinks  |  2-6
    women, tristan

It's a little pungent  |  2-6
    singer, male

ACT 2 - scene 7

Hey neighbor  |  2-7
   
tristan

Why can't we be bags together?  |  2-7
    singer, female

ACT 2 - scene 8

Every jot, every tittle  |  2-8
    very old man

Five o'clock shadow  |  2-8
    very old man

Moo moo moo went the cow cow cow  |  2-8
    very old man, duck 4

You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot 
    2-8
    very old man

It's all about me  |  2-8
    very old man, duck 4

He's tired  |  2-8
    ducks 1-3 & 5

The gift of music  |  2-8
    ducks 1-3 & 5

People just love me  |  2-8
    duck 4, police officer

We're just people, too  |  2-8
    ducks 1-3 & 5

I've got nothing else to do  |  2-8
    tristan

I'm an old guy  |  2-8
    very old man

ACT 2 - scene 9

Loch Lomond  |  2-9
    tristan

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SONGS
alphabetical                   
scenes, singers


song titles link to "music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title

scene #s link to song's location in script

Arrivederci  |  1-3
    singers, male and female


Beavertown  |  1-5
    ducks

Boob bottoms  |  2-4
    singers, male

But nobody appreciates my baby  |  2-5
    singer, female

Chill, bro, chill  |  1-5
    singers, male and female

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy  |  2-3
    ballerina woman

Ducks, ducks, ducks  |  1-5
    ducks

Every jot, every tittle  |  2-8
    very old man

Fauxverture  |  pre-play
    (instrumental)

Five o'clock shadow  |  2-8
    very old man

The gift of music  |  2-8
    ducks 1-3 & 5

Hello, hello. It's me  |  1-2

    old man

He's tired  |  2-8
    ducks 1-3 & 5

Hey neighbor  |  2-7

   
tristan

If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door  |  1-4
    singer, female

I'm an old guy  |  2-8
    very old man

It's a little pungent  |  2-6
    singer, male

It's all about me  |  2-8
    very old man, duck 4

It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4
    whip man, sweeper, police officer, tristan

I've got nothing else to do  |  2-8
    tristan

Loch Lomond  |  2-9

    tristan

Moo moo moo went the cow cow cow  |  2-8
    very old man, duck 4

My baby stinks  |  2-6
    women, tristan

My old Kentucky home  |  1-5
    tristan (harmonica)

Oh, I despise America  |  1-3
    missile girl

Oh, sometimes I wish I was Christian  |  1-2

   
old man

Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night
  |  1-5
    singer, male or female

People just love me  |  2-8
    duck 4, police officer

Pig sty  |  2-1
    sister, sebastian, chorus line, mother

The pigeons are gonna getcha  |  1-5
    pigeons, tristan

Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that!  |  1-2
    old man, old rappers

Sex in the brain  |  2-1
    singer, female

We're just people, too  |  2-8
    ducks 1-3 & 5

Why can't we be bags together?  |  2-7
    singer, female

Wither away  |  2-2
    singer, female

You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot 
    2-8
    very old man

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CHARACTERS
chronological
scenes, songs

scene #s below characters' names link to entrances in scenes

song titles link to
"music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title

scene #s after song titles
link to song's location in script


Park mother
1-1  |  1-2

Child, female
1-1  |  1-2  |  2-9

Squirrel
1-1

Scruffy man
1-1  |  1-2

Little old lady
1-2

Park pigeon
1-2

Police officer
1-2  |  1-4  |  2-8
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4
People just love me  |  2-8

Old man
1-2  |  2-8  |  2-9
Oh, sometimes I wish I was Christian  |  1-2
Hello, hello. It's me  |  1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that!  |  1-2

Tristan, young woman
1-2  |  1-3  |  1-4  |  1-5 
2-1  |  2-5  |  2-6  |  2-7  |  2-8  |  2-9
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4
My old Kentucky home (harmonica)  |  1-5
The pigeons are gonna getcha  |  1-5
My baby stinks  |  2-6
Hey neighbor  |  2-7
I've got nothing else to do  |  2-8

Loch Lomond  |  2-9

Old rappers
1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that!  |  1-2

Missile girl
1-3  |  2-8
Oh, I despise America  |  1-3

Singers, male and female
1-3  |  1-5
Arrivederci  |  1-3
Chill, bro, chill  |  1-5

Sweeper
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4

Whip man
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4

Singer, female
1-4  |  2-1  |  2-2  |  2-5  |  2-7
If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door  |  1-4
Sex in the brain  |  2-1
Wither away  |  2-2
But nobody appreciates my baby  |  2-5
Why can't we be bags together?  |  2-7

Ducks
1-5  |  2-8
Beavertown  |  1-5
Ducks, ducks, ducks  |  1-5
He's tired  |  2-8
The gift of music  |  2-8
We're just people, too  |  2-8
(Duck 4), female
Moo moo moo went the cow cow cow  |  2-8
It's all about me  |  2-8
People just love me  |  2-8

Pigeons
1-5
The pigeons are gonna getcha  |  1-5

Child pigeon
1-5

Singer, male or female
1-5
Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night
  |  1-5

Sebastian, teenage boy
2-1  |  2-2
Pig sty  |  2-1

Sister, teenage girl
2-1a  |  2-1b
Pig sty  |  2-1

Chorus line, teenage boys
2-1
Pig sty  |  2-1

Mother
2-1
Pig sty  |  2-1

Henny, teenage girl
2-2

Tied man
2-3  |  2-7

Ballerina woman
2-3  |  2-5  |  2-7
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy  |  2-3

Singers, male
2-4
Boob bottoms  |  2-4

Attractive females (film/video)
2-4

Women
2-6
My baby stinks  |  2-6

Singer, male
2-6
It's a little pungent  |  2-6

Very old man
2-8
Every jot, every tittle  |  2-8
Five o'clock shadow  |  2-8
Moo moo moo went the cow cow cow  |  2-8
You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot 
    2-8
It's all about me  |  2-8
I'm an old guy  |  2-8

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CHARACTERS
alphabetical
scenes, songs

scene #s below characters' names link to entrances in scenes

song titles link to
"music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title

scene #s after song titles
link to song's location in script

Attractive females (film/video)
2-4


Ballerina woman
2-3  |  2-5  |  2-7
Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy  |  2-3

Child, female
1-1  |  2-9


Child pigeon
1-5

Chorus line, teenage boys
2-1
Pig sty  |  2-1

Ducks
1-5  |  2-8
Beavertown  |  1-5
Ducks, ducks, ducks  |  1-5
He's tired  |  2-8
The gift of music  |  2-8
We're just people, too  |  2-8
(Duck 4), female
Moo moo moo went the cow cow cow  |  2-8
It's all about me  |  2-8
People just love me  |  2-8

Henny, teenage girl
2-2

Little old lady
1-2

Missile girl
1-3  |  2-8
Oh, I despise America  |  1-3

Mother
2-1
Pig sty  |  2-1

Old man
1-2  |  2-8  |  2-9
Oh, sometimes I wish I was Christian  |  1-2
Hello, hello. It's me  |  1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that!  |  1-2

Old rappers
1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that!  |  1-2

Park mother
1-1

Park pigeon
1-2

Pigeons
1-5
The pigeons are gonna getcha  |  1-5

Police officer
1-2  |  1-4  |  2-8
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4
People just love me  |  2-8

Scruffy man
1-1

Sebastian, teenage boy
2-1  |  2-2
Pig sty  |  2-1

Singer, female
1-4  |  2-1  |  2-2  |  2-5  |  2-7
If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door  |  1-4
Sex in the brain  |  2-1
Wither away  |  2-2
But nobody appreciates my baby  |  2-5
Why can't we be bags together?  |  2-7

Singer, male
2-6
It's a little pungent  |  2-6


Singer, male or female
1-5
Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night
  |  1-5

Singers, male
2-4
Boob bottoms  |  2-4

Singers, male and female
1-3  |  1-5  |  2-6
Arrivederci  |  1-3
Chill, bro, chill  |  1-5
It's a little pungent  |  2-6

Sister, teenage girl
2-1a  |  2-1b
Pig sty  |  2-1

Squirrel
1-1

Sweeper
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4

Tied man
2-3  |  2-7

Tristan, young woman
1-2  |  1-3  |  1-4  |  1-5 
2-1  |  2-5  |  2-6  |  2-7  |  2-8  |  2-9
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4
My old Kentucky home (harmonica)  |  1-5
The pigeons are gonna getcha  |  1-5
My baby stinks  |  2-6
Hey neighbor  |  2-7
I've got nothing else to do  |  2-8

Loch Lomond  |  2-9

Very old man
2-8
Every jot, every tittle  |  2-8
Five o'clock shadow  |  2-8
Moo moo moo went the cow cow cow  |  2-8
You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot 
    2-8
It's all about me  |  2-8
I'm an old guy  |  2-8

Whip man
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton  |  1-4

Women
2-6
My baby stinks  |  2-6

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SCENES
songs and singers

songs indented and preceded by dash

song titles link to "music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title

scene #s after song titles link to song's location in script

Pre-play

    -Fauxverture  |  pre-play
          (instrumental)


ACT 1 - scene 1 - park

Scruffy Man attacks Squirrel.


ACT 1 - scene 2 - park

Scruffy Man attacks Park Pigeon.

    -Oh, sometimes I wish I was Christian  |  1-2

   
      old man

Tristan arrives. Old Man is delighted.

    -Hello, hello. It's me  |  1-2

          old man

    -Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that!  |  1-2
          old man, old rappers


ACT 1 - scene 3 - outside

Missile Girl can't help Tristan much.

    -Oh, I despise America  |  1-3
          missile girl       

    -Arrivederci  |  1-3
          singers, male and female


ACT 1 - scene 4 - outside

Sweeper is abused by Whip Man.

    -It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale
        of cotton
  |  1-4
          whip man, sweeper, police officer, tristan

   
-
If you don't want to see me cry, you'd
        better shut the door
  |  1-4
          singer, female


ACT 1 - scene 5 - outside

Tristan meets the Ducks.

    -Beavertown  |  1-5
          ducks

    -
Ducks, ducks, ducks  |  1-5
          ducks

Tristan is attacked by the Pigeons.

    -
My old Kentucky home  |  1-5
          tristan (harmonica)

    -The pigeons are gonna getcha  |  1-5
          pigeons, tristan

    -Chill, bro, chill  |  1-5
          singers, male and female

    -Only attractive people go out on a
        Saturday night
  |  1-5
          singer, male or female


ACT 2 - scene 1 - sebastian's room

Sister wants Sebastian to clean his room.

   
-
Pig sty  |  2-1
          sister, sebastian, chorus line, mother

Tristan tries sleeping in Sebastian's bed.

    -Sex in the brain  |  2-1
          singer, female


ACT 2 - scene 2 - sebastian's room

Sebastian and Henny talk about Sebastian's state of mind.

   
-
Wither away  |  2-2
          singer, female


ACT 2 - scene 3 - ballerina woman's room

Ballerina Woman dances her way to Tied Man.

    -Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy  |  2-3
          ballerina woman


ACT 2 - scene 4 - stage

A short film on fashion and the female anatomy.

   
-
Boob bottoms  |  2-4
          singers, male


ACT 2 - scene 5 - ballerina woman's room

Tristan enters Ballerina Woman's room.

    -But nobody appreciates my baby  |  2-5
          singer, female


ACT 2 - scene 6 - outside

The Women treat Tristan badly.

    -
My baby stinks  |  2-6
          women, tristan

    -It's a little pungent  |  2-6
          singer, male


ACT 2 - scene 7 - outside

Ballerina Woman and Tied Man have an uneasy reunion.

   
-
Hey neighbor  |  2-7
   
      tristan

   
-
Why can't we be bags together?  |  2-7
          singer, female


ACT 2 - scene 8 - park

Old Man tries to help Tristan get back home.

Very Old Man tells Tristan some disturbing things.

   
-
Every jot, every tittle  |  2-8
          very old man

    -Five o'clock shadow  |  2-8
          very old man

    -Moo moo moo went the cow cow cow  |  2-8
          very old man, duck 4

    -You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot 
        2-8
          very old man

    -It's all about me  |  2-8
          very old man, duck 4

    -He's tired  |  2-8
          ducks 1-3 & 5

    -The gift of music  |  2-8
          ducks 1-3 & 5

    -People just love me  |  2-8
          duck 4, police officer

    -We're just people, too  |  2-8
          ducks 1-3 & 5

    -I've got nothing else to do  |  2-8
          tristan

    -I'm an old guy  |  2-8
          very old man


ACT 2 - scene 9 - tristan's room

Tristan and her young family are visited by Old Man.

   
-
Loch Lomond  |  2-9
          tristan

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update: june 16, 2007

                                                                
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