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SONGS
chronological
scenes,
singers
song titles link to "music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title
scene #s
link to song's location in script
Pre-play
Fauxverture |
pre-play
(instrumental)
ACT 1 -
scene 1
(no songs)
ACT 1 -
scene 2
Oh,
sometimes I wish I was Christian |
1-2
old man
Hello, hello. It's me
| 1-2
old man
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that! |
1-2
old man, old rappers
ACT 1 -
scene 3
Oh, I despise America
| 1-3
missile girl
Arrivederci |
1-3
singers, male
and female
ACT 1 -
scene 4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
whip man,
sweeper, police officer, tristan
If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door
|
1-4
singer,
female
ACT 1 -
scene 5
Beavertown | 1-5
ducks
Ducks, ducks, ducks |
1-5
ducks
My old Kentucky home |
1-5
tristan
(harmonica)
The pigeons are
gonna getcha |
1-5
pigeons,
tristan
Chill, bro, chill
| 1-5
singers, male
and female
Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night |
1-5
singer, male
or female
ACT 2 -
scene 1
Pig sty
| 2-1
sister,
sebastian, chorus line, mother
Sex in the brain
| 2-1
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 2
Wither
away | 2-2
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 3
Dance of the Sugar
Plum Fairy |
2-3
ballerina woman
ACT 2 -
scene 4
Boob
bottoms | 2-4
singers, male
ACT 2 -
scene 5
But nobody
appreciates my baby |
2-5
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 6
My
baby stinks |
2-6
women,
tristan
It's a little pungent
| 2-6
singer, male
ACT 2 -
scene 7
Hey neighbor
| 2-7
tristan
Why can't we be
bags together? |
2-7
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 8
Every jot, every
tittle |
2-8
very old man
Five o'clock shadow
| 2-8
very old man
Moo moo moo
went the cow cow cow |
2-8
very old man,
duck 4
You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot
2-8
very old man
It's all about me
| 2-8
very old man,
duck 4
He's tired |
2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
The gift of music |
2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
People just love me
| 2-8
duck 4,
police officer
We're just people, too
| 2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
I've got nothing
else to do |
2-8
tristan
I'm an old guy |
2-8
very old man
ACT 2 -
scene 9
Loch
Lomond | 2-9
tristan
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SONGS
alphabetical
scenes,
singers
song titles link to "music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title
scene #s
link to song's location in script
Arrivederci |
1-3
singers, male
and female
Beavertown |
1-5
ducks
Boob
bottoms | 2-4
singers, male
But nobody
appreciates my baby |
2-5
singer,
female
Chill, bro, chill |
1-5
singers, male
and female
Dance of the Sugar
Plum Fairy |
2-3
ballerina woman
Ducks, ducks, ducks |
1-5
ducks
Every jot, every
tittle |
2-8
very old man
Fauxverture |
pre-play
(instrumental)
Five o'clock shadow
| 2-8
very old man
The gift of music |
2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
Hello, hello. It's me
| 1-2
old man
He's tired |
2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
Hey neighbor |
2-7
tristan
If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door
|
1-4
singer,
female
I'm an old guy |
2-8
very old man
It's a little pungent
| 2-6
singer, male
It's all about me
| 2-8
very old man,
duck 4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
whip man,
sweeper, police officer, tristan
I've got nothing
else to do |
2-8
tristan
Loch
Lomond | 2-9
tristan
Moo moo moo
went the cow cow cow |
2-8
very old man,
duck 4
My
baby stinks |
2-6
women,
tristan
My old
Kentucky home |
1-5
tristan
(harmonica)
Oh, I despise America |
1-3
missile girl
Oh,
sometimes I wish I was Christian |
1-2
old man
Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night |
1-5
singer, male
or female
People just love me
| 2-8
duck 4,
police officer
Pig sty
| 2-1
sister,
sebastian, chorus line, mother
The pigeons are
gonna getcha |
1-5
pigeons,
tristan
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that! |
1-2
old man, old rappers
Sex in the brain
| 2-1
singer,
female
We're just people, too
| 2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
Why can't we be
bags together? |
2-7
singer,
female
Wither
away | 2-2
singer,
female
You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot
2-8
very old man
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CHARACTERS
chronological
scenes, songs
scene
#s below characters' names link to entrances in scenes
song titles link to
"music and
lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title
scene #s after song titles
link to song's location in script
Park mother
1-1
|
1-2
Child, female
1-1
|
1-2
| 2-9
Squirrel
1-1
Scruffy man
1-1 |
1-2
Little old lady
1-2
Park pigeon
1-2
Police officer
1-2 |
1-4 |
2-8
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
People just love me
| 2-8
Old man
1-2 |
2-8
| 2-9
Oh,
sometimes I wish I was Christian |
1-2
Hello, hello. It's me
| 1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that! |
1-2
Tristan, young woman
1-2 |
1-3 |
1-4
| 1-5
2-1 |
2-5 |
2-6 |
2-7 |
2-8 |
2-9
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
My old Kentucky home
(harmonica) |
1-5
The pigeons are
gonna getcha |
1-5
My
baby stinks |
2-6
Hey neighbor |
2-7
I've got nothing
else to do |
2-8
Loch
Lomond | 2-9
Old rappers
1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that! |
1-2
Missile girl
1-3 |
2-8
Oh, I despise America |
1-3
Singers, male and female
1-3
| 1-5
Arrivederci |
1-3
Chill, bro, chill |
1-5
Sweeper
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
Whip man
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
Singer, female
1-4 |
2-1 |
2-2 |
2-5 |
2-7
If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door
|
1-4
Sex in the brain
| 2-1
Wither
away | 2-2
But nobody
appreciates my baby |
2-5
Why can't we be
bags together? |
2-7
Ducks
1-5 |
2-8
Beavertown |
1-5
Ducks, ducks, ducks |
1-5
He's tired |
2-8
The gift of music |
2-8
We're just people, too
| 2-8
(Duck 4), female
Moo moo moo
went the cow cow cow |
2-8
It's all about me
| 2-8
People just love me
| 2-8
Pigeons
1-5
The pigeons are
gonna getcha |
1-5
Child pigeon
1-5
Singer, male or female
1-5
Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night |
1-5
Sebastian, teenage boy
2-1 |
2-2
Pig sty
| 2-1
Sister, teenage girl
2-1a |
2-1b
Pig sty
| 2-1
Chorus line, teenage boys
2-1
Pig sty
| 2-1
Mother
2-1
Pig sty
| 2-1
Henny, teenage girl
2-2
Tied man
2-3
| 2-7
Ballerina woman
2-3
| 2-5 |
2-7
Dance of the Sugar
Plum Fairy |
2-3
Singers, male
2-4
Boob
bottoms | 2-4
Attractive females (film/video)
2-4
Women
2-6
My
baby stinks |
2-6
Singer, male
2-6
It's a little pungent
| 2-6
Very old man
2-8
Every jot, every
tittle |
2-8
Five o'clock shadow
| 2-8
Moo moo moo
went the cow cow cow |
2-8
You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot
2-8
It's all about me
| 2-8
I'm an old guy |
2-8
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CHARACTERS
alphabetical
scenes, songs
scene
#s below characters' names link to entrances in scenes
song titles link to
"music and
lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title
scene #s after song titles
link to song's location in script
Attractive females
(film/video)
2-4
Ballerina woman
2-3
| 2-5 |
2-7
Dance of the Sugar
Plum Fairy |
2-3
Child, female
1-1
| 2-9
Child pigeon
1-5
Chorus line, teenage boys
2-1
Pig sty
| 2-1
Ducks
1-5 |
2-8
Beavertown |
1-5
Ducks, ducks, ducks |
1-5
He's tired |
2-8
The gift of music |
2-8
We're just people, too
| 2-8
(Duck 4), female
Moo moo moo
went the cow cow cow |
2-8
It's all about me
| 2-8
People just love me
| 2-8
Henny, teenage girl
2-2
Little old lady
1-2
Missile girl
1-3 |
2-8
Oh, I despise America |
1-3
Mother
2-1
Pig sty
| 2-1
Old man
1-2 |
2-8
| 2-9
Oh,
sometimes I wish I was Christian |
1-2
Hello, hello. It's me
| 1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that! |
1-2
Old rappers
1-2
Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that! |
1-2
Park mother
1-1
Park pigeon
1-2
Pigeons
1-5
The pigeons are
gonna getcha |
1-5
Police officer
1-2 |
1-4 |
2-8
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
People just love me
| 2-8
Scruffy man
1-1
Sebastian, teenage boy
2-1 |
2-2
Pig sty
| 2-1
Singer, female
1-4 |
2-1 |
2-2 |
2-5 |
2-7
If you don't want to see me cry, you'd better shut the door
|
1-4
Sex in the brain
| 2-1
Wither
away | 2-2
But nobody
appreciates my baby |
2-5
Why can't we be
bags together? |
2-7
Singer, male
2-6
It's a little pungent
| 2-6
Singer, male or female
1-5
Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night |
1-5
Singers, male
2-4
Boob
bottoms | 2-4
Singers, male and female
1-3
| 1-5
| 2-6
Arrivederci |
1-3
Chill, bro, chill |
1-5
It's a little pungent
| 2-6
Sister, teenage girl
2-1a |
2-1b
Pig sty
| 2-1
Squirrel
1-1
Sweeper
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
Tied man
2-3
| 2-7
Tristan, young woman
1-2 |
1-3 |
1-4
| 1-5
2-1 |
2-5 |
2-6 |
2-7 |
2-8 |
2-9
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
My old Kentucky home
(harmonica) |
1-5
The pigeons are
gonna getcha |
1-5
My
baby stinks |
2-6
Hey neighbor |
2-7
I've got nothing
else to do |
2-8
Loch
Lomond | 2-9
Very old man
2-8
Every jot, every
tittle |
2-8
Five o'clock shadow
| 2-8
Moo moo moo
went the cow cow cow |
2-8
You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot
2-8
It's all about me
| 2-8
I'm an old guy |
2-8
Whip man
1-4
It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale of cotton |
1-4
Women
2-6
My
baby stinks |
2-6
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SCENES
songs and singers
songs indented
and preceded by dash
song titles link to "music and lyrics" where music
can be heard by clicking song title
scene #s
after song titles
link to song's location in script
Pre-play
-Fauxverture |
pre-play
(instrumental)
ACT 1 -
scene 1 - park
Scruffy Man attacks Squirrel.
ACT 1 -
scene 2 - park
Scruffy Man attacks Park
Pigeon.
-Oh,
sometimes I wish I was Christian |
1-2
old man
Tristan arrives. Old Man is
delighted.
-Hello, hello. It's me
| 1-2
old man
-Rrrrr! - Just can't stop a love like that! |
1-2
old man, old rappers
ACT 1 -
scene 3 - outside
Missile Girl can't help
Tristan much.
-Oh, I despise
America
| 1-3
missile girl
-Arrivederci |
1-3
singers, male
and female
ACT 1 -
scene 4 - outside
Sweeper is abused by Whip
Man.
-It's just a post-cold war world - Pick a bale
of cotton |
1-4
whip man,
sweeper, police officer, tristan
-If you don't want to see me cry, you'd
better shut the door
|
1-4
singer,
female
ACT 1 -
scene 5 - outside
Tristan meets the
Ducks.
-Beavertown | 1-5
ducks
-Ducks, ducks, ducks |
1-5
ducks
Tristan is attacked by the
Pigeons.
-My old
Kentucky home |
1-5
tristan
(harmonica)
-The pigeons are
gonna getcha |
1-5
pigeons,
tristan
-Chill, bro, chill
| 1-5
singers, male
and female
-Only attractive people go out on a
Saturday night |
1-5
singer, male
or female
ACT 2 -
scene 1 - sebastian's room
Sister wants Sebastian to
clean his room.
-Pig sty
| 2-1
sister,
sebastian, chorus line, mother
Tristan tries sleeping in
Sebastian's bed.
-Sex in the brain
| 2-1
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 2 - sebastian's room
Sebastian and Henny talk
about Sebastian's state of mind.
-Wither
away | 2-2
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 3 - ballerina woman's room
Ballerina Woman dances her
way to Tied Man.
-Dance of the
Sugar Plum Fairy |
2-3
ballerina woman
ACT 2 -
scene 4 - stage
A short film on fashion and
the female anatomy.
-Boob
bottoms | 2-4
singers, male
ACT 2 -
scene 5 - ballerina woman's room
Tristan enters Ballerina
Woman's room.
-But nobody
appreciates my baby |
2-5
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 6 - outside
The Women treat Tristan
badly.
-My
baby stinks |
2-6
women,
tristan
-It's a little pungent
| 2-6
singer, male
ACT 2 -
scene 7 - outside
Ballerina Woman and Tied Man
have an uneasy reunion.
-Hey
neighbor | 2-7
tristan
-Why can't we be
bags together? |
2-7
singer,
female
ACT 2 -
scene 8 - park
Old Man tries to help Tristan
get back home.
Very Old Man
tells Tristan some disturbing things.
-Every jot, every
tittle |
2-8
very old man
-Five o'clock shadow
| 2-8
very old man
-Moo moo moo
went the cow cow cow |
2-8
very old man,
duck 4
-You and I will never be stuck inside a teapot
2-8
very old man
-It's all about me
| 2-8
very old man,
duck 4
-He's tired |
2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
-The gift of music |
2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
-People just love me
| 2-8
duck 4,
police officer
-We're just people, too
| 2-8
ducks 1-3 & 5
-I've got nothing
else to do |
2-8
tristan
-I'm an old guy |
2-8
very old man
ACT 2 -
scene 9 - tristan's room
Tristan and her young family
are visited by Old Man.
-Loch
Lomond | 2-9
tristan
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update: june 16,
2007 |